Although you now realize that this calls for a follow-up song called Gaston Vaan, right? ;)

No... one's... slick as Vaan!
No one's quick as Vaan!
No one's neck's head's as incredibly thick as Vaan's!
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Basch, Rasler or Larsa
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!